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Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
03/30/2015 at 12:27 • Filed to: None

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Seriously though I want a segway


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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
03/30/2015 at 12:30

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is one hoonable? Like on a slick surface or something?


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > EL_ULY
03/30/2015 at 12:31

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Not sure but I'd like to try. Or get one of the off road ones


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
03/30/2015 at 12:33

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yees! Those look rad


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
03/30/2015 at 12:35

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Ridden the offroad ones. Can confirm: awesome.

If you live in the northeast (you don't I'm sure) I know where you can ride one free.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Coty
03/30/2015 at 14:12

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Haha chicago does tours but I have yet to see the off road ones Availible for tours


Kinja'd!!! Coty > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
03/30/2015 at 14:14

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Clark's Trading Post in New Hampshire lets you ride them for free but you just kind of do a small lap. Like 100 feet down and 100 feet back and you do that like 5 times before you get back off. You can go again, but they just do it that way to give others a turn.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > EL_ULY
03/30/2015 at 17:38

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About the only way you can hoon them to the point of tire slip is hauling back on them - braking hard. Trying to accelerate hard enough to break them loose - I dunno. Didn't seem to be easy or safe on grave when I tried. Sharp turns at speed are hard. They're quite fun, though.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
03/30/2015 at 17:49

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oh ok, noted. Slippery tile floor for maximum wheels spin!